70 April Jokes, Puns and One-liners to Crack You Up 😀

Are you looking to add a little lightheartedness and laughter to your day? Look no further than these 70 hilarious April jokes and puns! 

From one liners to clever puns, these funny April jokes are sure to get a chuckle from everyone.

Regardless of your age or sense of humor, these funny April jokes will surely get everyone giggling. So why not pass some time with these hilarious April jokes and puns?

Let’s get started!

April Jokes

1. I just adopted a pet rock. It’s the easiest pet I’ve ever had!
2. I dyed all of my clothes green today. It’s a good thing I don’t have to go into the office!
3. I told my boss I won the lottery and quit my job. He didn’t find it as funny as I did.
4. I replaced all of the sugar in the sugar bowl with salt. My roommate was not amused.
5. I convinced my friend that I had the ability to talk to plants. He spent the whole day trying to communicate with his houseplants.
6. I put googly eyes on all of my co-worker’s family photos on their desk. They didn’t notice for hours!
7. I wore a fake mustache to work today. No one recognized me.
8. I told my roommate I accidentally shrunk his favorite shirt in the dryer. He believed me for a good hour.
9. I replaced my friend’s shampoo with honey. She couldn’t figure out why her hair was so sticky!
10. I convinced my family that we were all going on a surprise vacation to Antarctica. They were not amused when they realized it was a joke.
11. I pretended to be a psychic and gave my friend a fake reading. She was amazed at my “abilities.”
12. I convinced my sister that I traded her car for a horse. She was not happy when she found out it was a joke.
13. I put a fake spider in my coworker’s coffee cup. She screamed and then laughed when she saw it.
14. I convinced my mom that I got a tattoo of her face on my arm. She didn’t believe me until I showed her a fake tattoo.

April Jokes for Kids

1. I told my friend that I was moving to Mars. She was shocked until I told her it was an April Fool’s joke.
2. I put fake parking tickets on my friend’s car. He wasn’t happy when he saw them, but laughed when he realized it was a joke.
3. I convinced my brother that I was getting married to a celebrity. He believed me until I told him it was a joke.
4. I replaced all of the toilet paper in the house with wrapping paper. My family was not amused when they had to use it.
5. I pretended to be a robot all day at work. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
6. I put fake dog poop on my neighbor’s doorstep. They were not amused when they found out it was a joke.
7. I convinced my friend that I was starting a cult. She was scared until I told her it was a joke.
8. I pretended to be a door-to-door salesman and tried to sell my coworker a rock. He thought I was crazy until I told him it was a joke.
9. I put a fake spider in my dad’s shoe. He was not amused when he put his foot in it.
10. I convinced my coworker that our boss was an alien. He was scared until I told him it was a joke.
11. I replaced my roommate’s soap with mayonnaise. She was not happy when she found out.
12. I pretended to be a famous singer and gave my friend a private concert. She was impressed until I told her it was a joke.
13. I convinced my dad that I was getting a tattoo of his face on my chest. He didn’t believe me until I showed him a fake tattoo.
14. I swapped the salt and sugar containers in the kitchen. My family’s breakfast was a bit of a surprise.

Funny April Jokes

1. I convinced my friend that I had won the lottery and was giving her half of the winnings. She was ecstatic until I told her it was a joke.
2. I pretended to be a mime all day and didn’t speak a word. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
3. I convinced my sister that I was getting a pet alligator. She was not happy when she found out it was a joke.
4. I put a whoopee cushion on my coworker’s chair. He laughed when he sat down and heard it.
5. I convinced my roommate that our apartment was haunted. She was scared until I told her it was a joke.
6. I pretended to be a detective and solved a fake crime at work. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
7. I convinced my mom that I was dropping out of college to become a street performer. She was not happy until I told her it was a joke.
8. I put fake plastic ants in the sugar bowl. My family was not amused when they saw them.
9. I convinced my friend that I had gotten a job as a professional napper. She was impressed until I told her it was a joke.
10. I pretended to be a time traveler all day and kept making predictions about the future. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
11. I swapped the contents of my brother’s shampoo and conditioner bottles. He was not happy when he washed his hair.
12. I convinced my coworker that I was secretly a spy. She was amazed until I told her it was a joke.
13. I put fake spiderwebs all over my coworker’s cubicle. She laughed when she saw them.
14. I convinced my dad that I was starting a business selling pet rocks. He didn’t believe me until I told him it was a joke.

April Jokes One-liners

1. I pretended to be a magician and did tricks for my coworkers all day. They thought it was hilarious.
2. I convinced my friend that I had gotten a job as a professional cupcake taster. She was jealous until I told her it was a joke.
3. I put a fake mouse in my mom’s bed. She was not amused when she saw it.
4. I convinced my sister that I had invented a machine that turns water into wine. She was amazed until I told her it was a joke.
5. I pretended to be a pirate and spoke in a pirate accent all day. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
6. I convinced my friend that I was going to be on a reality TV show. She was excited until I told her it was a joke.
7. I put a fake parking ticket on my own car. My family thought it was hilarious.
8. I convinced my coworker that I was a secret agent. She was impressed until I told her it was a joke.
9. I replaced all of the light bulbs in the house with colored ones. My family was surprised when they turned on the lights.
10. I convinced my mom that I was joining the circus. She was not happy until I told her it was a joke.
11. I pretended to be a superhero and wore a cape all day. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
12. I convinced my friend that I had a pet unicorn. She was amazed until I told her it was a joke.
13. I put a fake spider in my brother’s bed. He was not amused when he saw it.
14. I convinced my dad that I was getting a tattoo of his face on my back. He didn’t believe me until I told him it was a joke.

April Jokes and Puns

1. I pretended to be a stand-up comedian and told jokes all day. My coworkers thought it was hilarious.
2. I convinced my roommate that I was going to be on a reality dating show. She was excited until I told her it was a joke.
3. I put fake dog poop in my friend’s shoe. She was not amused when she put her foot in it.
4. I convinced my sister that I had invented a device that translates cat meows into human speech. She was amazed until I told her it was a joke.
5. I pretended to be a food critic and gave reviews of my coworkers’ lunches. They thought it was hilarious.
6. I convinced my friend that I had joined a cult. She was scared until I told her it was a joke.
7. I put a fake spider in my mom’s coffee cup. She screamed when she saw it.
8. I convinced my coworker that I was going to be on a reality survival show. She was impressed until I told her it was a joke.
9. I replaced my friend’s toothpaste with mayonnaise. She was not happy when she found out.
10. I pretended to be a movie star and signed autographs for my coworkers. They thought it was hilarious.
11. I convinced my dad that I was becoming a professional wrestler. He was not happy until I told him it was a joke.
12. I put a fake spider in my roommate’s bed. She was not amused when she saw it.
13. I convinced my sister that I was going to be on a reality singing competition show. She was excited until I told her it was a joke.
14. I pretended to be a news anchor and reported fake news stories to my coworkers. They thought it was hilarious.

Final Take Away from these Funny April Jokes

The above 70 hilarious April jokes and puns are sure to make any gathering of friends, family members, or colleagues erupt with laughter.

I am sure these jokes and puns must have lightened your mood and also have brought some humor to your life.

Also don’t forget to check our other list of jokes.