Cajun Jokes and puns that are clean and dirty 😃

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Cajun jokes are a staple of Louisiana culture. They are often funny, but sometimes they can be crude or even offensive. But that’s part of their appeal – they’re not afraid to push the envelope. And whether you’re Cajun or not, if you have a sense of humor, you’ll probably enjoy them. Cajun jokes are a special brand of humor that can be found in the southern United States, specifically in Louisiana. Cajun jokes are often based on stereotypes about Cajuns, and they can be quite witty.

If you’re looking for a few laughs, check out some of these cajun jokes.

 

Best Cajun Jokes

A Cajun man is standing in front of a crowd at a political rally, and the candidate asks him if he has any questions. The Cajun replies, “Yeah, I have one question. What’s your stance on duck hunting? I’m for it!”

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A Cajun man is at the courthouse and the judge asks him if he has any questions. The Cajun replies, “Yeah, I have a question. Do you take MasterCard? I forgot my checkbook.”

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A Cajun man is sitting on the beach, and a fly lands on him. The Cajun tries to shoo it away but can’t. He tries again, but he still can’t get rid of it. He finally yells out, “Hey, fly! Are you stupid or what?! I am tryin’ to get rid of ya!” The fly replies, “I’m not stupid. I’m smart! I know when something is stuck on me! You’re stuck on your butt! Ha ha!”

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You Might be a Cajun If…watching the “wild kingdom” inspires you to write a cookbook.

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You Might be a Cajun If…you gave up Tabasco for lent.

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You Might be a Cajun If…your mama announces each morning, “well, I’ve got the rice cooking-what will we have for dinner?”

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You Might be a Cajun If…Fred’s lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.

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You Might be a Cajun If…you greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette international airport with “iiiiieeeeeee!”

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I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what the alligator tastes like. I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of baby alligator so it has a little bite to it.

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Today I opened the door to some Jambalaya’s Witnesses

They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my chances of salivation.

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Why do Cajuns make better lovers?

Because they’ll eat anything.

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Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career?

Because he was a maque choux-maker.

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You Might be a Cajun If…you take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for the Tabasco.

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You Might be a Cajun If…you pass up a trip abroad to go to the crawfish festival in Breaux Bridge.

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What do you call a Cajun that never tells the truth?

Jumbolaya

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What do you call an overweight Cajun conman?

A jumbo liar.

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What does the Cajun ghost say?

Beaux!

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The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian…

Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.

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A Cajun man walks into a general store, and he says to the clerk, “I’m looking for rubber bands.” The clerk asks, “What size?” The Cajun replies, “No. I’m lookin’ for duck tape. The Cajun man walks into a general store, and he says to the clerk, “I’m looking for rubber bands.” The clerk asks, “What size?” The Cajun replies, “No. I’m lookin’ for duck tape.

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A Cajun man is walking through the woods and he comes upon a turtle laying down. He looks at it, then he kicks it. The turtle doesn’t move so he kicks it again with his boot, but still nothing happens. He kicks it again, very hard this time. The turtle looks up at him and says, “Hey! Watch it! That hurt!” The Cajun man says, “Well, it ain’t supposed to be on the road!

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Interviewer: Do you travel to Louisiana often?

Me: Only on a Cajun.


 

How often should you season your food with something a bit spicier?

O-cajun-ally.


 

How does a Cajun know they’re hungry?

Their ass hole stops burning


If cajuns yell “ooh wee, makes me want to slap my mother in law” when they eat something good, what do the Japanese say?

Ooh-mommy.


 

Two Cajuns were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

Boudreaux said, “I’m a’gonna do dat when I win da lottery!”

“What’s dat?” asks Thibodeaux.

“Send da lawn off to be mowed.”


 

Today I opened the door to some Jambalaya’s Witnesses

They asked if I would like to take a moment to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my chances of salivation.


 

I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what the alligator tastes like.

I tell them it tastes great, but we make ours out of baby alligator so it has a little bite to it.


 

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmurs their approval. The man stands up on the bar, drops his trousers, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closes his mouth as the crowd gasps.

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A Cajun walks into a pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist if he can buy some ear muffs. The pharmacist says, “Why do you need ear muffs? Your ears are already covered.


 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the bayou.

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How many Cajuns does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just set fire to the house and dance in the flames.

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What’s the difference between a alligator and a crocodile?

One says “meow” and the other says “grr.”

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How do you keep an Cajun from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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What’s the difference between a snake and a Cajun?

A snake only has one hole to crawl out of

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Conclusion Of Cajun Jokes

In conclusion, Cajun jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and have some fun. They are also a great way to connect with others who share your culture. So next time you’re feeling down, or just want to have a good laugh, be sure to check out some Cajun jokes.

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