77 Cat Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Smile

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A cat pun is a humorous way to make a play on words using a cat-related topic. Cat puns can be used in many different situations and are often used to make people laugh.

 

Cat Puns

 

  • Why did the cat hide in the pepper? Because he didn’t want to be peppered.

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  • What do you call a cat with no tail? A kitten.

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  • What do you call a cat that has just eaten a large mouse? A satisfied cat.

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  • What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the bite and the other has the claw.

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  • Why didn’t the cat like to eat her dinner? Because she had just been gourmet-fed.

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  • What do you call a cat that lives in the hot desert? A sand cat.

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  • What did the cat say when he saw his reflection in the mirror? I’m Purrfect!

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  • Do you know why cats are so vain? Because they know they are the prettiest animal in the world.

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  • What do you call a cat that lives in a two-story house? Stairs.

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  • Do you know why cats always sit on people’s laps? Because it makes their fur stand up straight.

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  • What do you call a cat that’s not afraid of water? A wet cat.

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Funny Cat Puns

 

  • What do you call a cat with no tail? Still-got-my-tail.

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  • What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog? A barking furball.

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  • What do you get when you cross a cat with a duck? A quacktastic furball.
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  • What do you call a cat that has lost its tail? A stump.

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  • Why did the cat have to go to the vet? Because she was having such a bad hair day.

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  • What do you call a cat that doesn’t work? A housepet.

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  • What do you call a cat that works at the factory? An assembly line.

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  • What do you call a cat that can take care of itself? A stray, obviously.

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  • Why is a cat like a moose? They both have big antlers, as well as little ones.

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  • Why do cats always land on their feet? It’s not because they’re light, it’s because they’re lucky.

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  • What did the scientist say when he invented a anti-gravity cat? “Meow.”

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Halloween Cat Puns

 

  • Why do cats purr? Because they’re happy.

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  • Why do cats always land on their feet? Because they have the ability to make a conscious decision not to fall. What’s the best kind of cat food for a cat? Whiskers.

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  • What do you call a cat that can’t catch mice? A housepet.

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  • What do you get when you cross a cat and a rooster? An egg-straordinary dish.
  • Why did the cat go to the party? To lick the punch bowl.
  • What is a cat’s favorite food? A mouse sandwich.
  • Why did the cat climb the tree? To get a bird’s eye view.
  • Why do cats have to go outside? Because they can’t open their eyes in the house.
  • What did the cat say when he got a job as a waiter? “Meow-ger!”
  • What do you call an old, wise cat? A cat-sir.
  • What’s the difference between an indoor cat and an outdoor cat? One lives indoors, and the other is a bunch of hair and bones that lives outdoors.
  • Why do cats like to sit in windows? To see what’s outside.
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Birthday Cat Puns

 

  1. Why did the cat cross the road? To chase some cars.
  2. What do you call a cat that doesn’t use its claws? Nifty – it stays in the house all day.
  3. What do you call a cat with nine lives? A cat-ty witter.
  4. What do you call a cat that has lost all its lives? Nada.
  5. What do you call a cat who’s just been let out of the bathtub? A soggy kitty.
  6. Why are cats so smart? Because they spend so much time grooming their brains.
  7. Why did the cat go to the vet? Because she had a hairball.
  8. How do you catch a cat that is running away? You chase it under a bucket.
  9. How do you catch a cat that is hiding behind the couch? You go to the back of the couch and say, “Here kitty, kitty.”
  10. What did the cat say when he saw its reflection in the mirror? “Meow!”
  11. What do you call a cat that fishes? A catfish.
  12. Why do cats like to sleep in the sink? Because it is a cozy bed, and they are closer to the food.

 

Lawyer Cat Puns

 

  1. How do you know if someone is a cat person or a dog person? Look at their shoes.
    What do you call a cat that hangs around with mice? A pied piper.
  2. Why are cats good at baseball? Because they catch mice.
  3. What is a cat’s favorite job? Cat Burglar.
  4. What did the cat say when he saw his hair in the drain? “I didn’t do it.”
  5. How do you make a cat drink? Put it in the sink.
  6. What is a cat’s favorite book? “The Cat in the Hat.”
  7. What did one dog say to the other dog on the telephone? “Woof? Woof? Woof? Woof?”
  8. What is the best way to get down from a tree? Pounce.
  9. Why did the cat study algebra? He wanted to pass calculus.
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Conclusion Of Cat Puns

 

In conclusion, cat puns are the best way to show your feline-loving sense of humor. So next time you’re looking for a laugh, reach for the nearest cat and start punning away.

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