These cheesy puns will add fun to your life

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Do you love cheese? Do you love puns? If you answered yes to both of those questions, then this article is for you! We’ve compiled a list of our favorite cheese puns. From cheesy pick-up lines to milk jokes, there’s something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the cheesy goodness.

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Cheese Puns

 

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Did you hear the one about the cheese puns?

I didn’t, because it was so cheesy.

Cheese Puns 1

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What s the best way to tell two cheese puns apart?

With a knife!

 

Cheese Puns 2

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What do you call a cheese pun that s gone bad?

Moldy!

Cheese Puns 3

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How many cheese puns does it take to change a light bulb?

Cheese one!

Cheese Puns 4

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Why was the cheese pun arrested for drug possession?

Because he had cheese on him.

 

Cheese Puns 5

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What did the cheese pun say when he was in a jam?

 

Cheese it, I m in deep!

 

Cheese Puns 6

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What do you call a cheese pun who s afraid of heights?

A queso nervoso.

 

Cheese Puns 7

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What do you get when you cross a cheese pun with a vampire?

A stake cheese.

 

Cheese Puns 8

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What do you call a cheese pun that s been working out?

A Rind Pump.

 

Cheese Puns 9

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What is the difference between a cheese pun and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

 

Cheese Puns 10

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How did the cheese pun die?

He choked on his own cheesiness.

 

Cheese Puns 11

 

Mac And Cheese Puns

 

 

What do you get when you cross a cheese pun with a shark?

A cheesy bite.

 

Cheese Puns 12

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What do you call cheese that s been in the fridge too long?

Limburger.

 

Cheese Puns 13

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Why are cheese puns like bad weather?

You can t escape them.

 

Cheese Puns 14

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What do you get when you cross a cheese pun with an elephant?

A cheesy memory.

 

Cheese Puns 15

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What s the difference between a fat cheese pun and a skunk?

The Cheese Pun is in the kitchen, and the skunk is in the hall.

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Cheese Puns 16

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Why are cheese puns like bad weather?

You can t get rid of them.

 

Cheese Puns 17

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What does a cheese pun say when it s standing at a party?

Cheese, I m here!

 

Cheese Puns 18

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What do you call a smiling cheese pun?

A cheesy grin.

 

Cheese Puns 19

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What did the cheese pun do when it was asked to tell a joke?

It said cheese.

 

Cheese Puns 20

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What did the cheese pun say when it got invited to a party?

I m grating.

 

 

Cheese Puns 21

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What do you call a cheese pun with no sense of humor?

A grater.

 

Cheese Puns 22

 

Birthday Cheese Puns

 

What did the cheese pun say when it was going to bed?

I m putting myself to bed.

 

Cheese Puns 23

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What do you call a cheese pun with a cherry on top?

Cherry cheesecake.

 

Cheese Puns 24

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What did the cheese pun say when he looked into the mirror?

Cheese me!

 

Cheese Puns 25

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What do you call a cheese pun that s been in the sun too long?

Cheese-face.

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What did the cheese pun say when it was offered some cake?

I m not going to eat it, I just want to make cheesecake.

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What do you call a cheese pun that hasn’t been in the sun at all?

Cheese.

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What did the cheese pun say when it looked in the mirror?

Cheese doodle doo.

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What does a cheese pun eat for breakfast?

Muesli.

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What did the cheese pun say to its father?

I want to be a little cheeser when I grow up.

 

Funny Cheese Puns

 

Why is cheese so popular?

Because it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

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What do you call a cheese pun that hasn’t been in the sun at all?

A mouse.

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What did the cheese pun say when it looked in the mirror?

Cheese doodle doo!

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What did the cheese pun say to its father?

I want to be a little cheeser when I grow up.

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Why is cheese so popular?

Because it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

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What do you call a cheese pun that s been in the sun too long?

Moldy.

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What do you call a cheese pun that hasn’t been in the sun at all?

A mouse.

 

Conclusion Of Cheese Puns

 

In conclusion, these cheese puns are sure to make you smile. So the next time you’re feeling down, remember that there’s always room for cheesy humor. And if you need a little pick-me-up, just reach for the cheese!

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