Cholo Jokes and puns that will crack you up ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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In the United States, the term โ€œcholoโ€ is often used to describe a person of Mexican descent who is involved in gangs. The word has been adopted by some members of the Hispanic community as a form of self-identification. However, the term is also used as a derogatory slur by non-Hispanic people.

Cholo jokes are a type of humor that relies on stereotypes and negative images of Mexican Americans. In Mexico, the word cholo is used to describe a lower-class citizen.

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Best Cholo Jokes

In search of the best cholo jokes? Look no further! These 10 hilarious jokes are sure to get you laughing.

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Q: What is the difference between a cholo and a roto?

A: The price of their clothes.

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Q : Why do they sell tacos at the baseball game?

A: Because you cant make a run without chow.

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Q : What do you call a Mexican who works on his car?

A : A Cholo.

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Q: What is the difference between a wetback and a cholo?

A: A wetback cringes when you say โ€œwetbackโ€, but a cholo laughs.

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Q: How do you get a cholo to laugh on Monday?

A: Tell him a joke on Friday.

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Q: What do you call a cholo with a bag of weed in his hand?

A: A dealer.

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Q: What do you call a cholo with a joint in his mouth?

A: A smoker.

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Q: How do you know if a cholo is married?

A: Heโ€™s got tire marks on both sides of his pickup.

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Q : What do you call a Mexican with a high IQ?

ย A : Juan on the spot.

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Q: Why did the cholo cross the road?

A: To get to the chicken ranch.

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Q: What do you call a cholo that has a job?

A: Cholohired.

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Funny Cholo Jokes

Here are some hilarious cholo jokes that will have you laughing out loud.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cholo and a pitbull?

A: A dog that will protect your house but wont steal your stereo.

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Q: What do you call a cholo who becomes a doctor?

A: Dr. Chapa

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Q: What do you call a cholo that wins the lottery?

A: A damn liar.

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Q: What does it say on the back of cholos shirts?

A: I am a big Mac and you are a small fries.

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Q: How do you kill 100 cholos?

A: Shoot one.

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Q: How do you kill 10,000 cholos?

A: Shoot their moms.

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Q: What is the difference between a cholo and a roto?

A: The price of their clothes.

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Q: Why do they sell tacos at the baseball game?

A: Because you cant make a run without chow.

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Q : Why dont they let cholos into 7-11s?

A : Because 7-11s are for good kids.

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Q : Why are cholos so easy to pick out of a crowd?

A : Because theyโ€™re the only ones with shaved heads.

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Q: What do you call a cholo with a BMW?

A: A thief.

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Clean Cholo Jokes

If youโ€™re looking for a good laugh, but want to avoid offensive humor, then check out our collection of clean cholo jokes.

Q: Why cant cholos ride horses?

A: Because they have no saddles.

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Q : What do you call a cholo with an ice cream truck?

A: Lick-me.

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Q: Why are cholos so good at playing soccer?

A: Because they have a ball at home.

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Q: How do you know that a Mexican is coming to your house?

A: You hear the jingling of his spurs.

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Q: Why was the cholo looking for a new bike?

A: Because he bent his rim.

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Q: What does a Cholo say after he gets stabbed?

โ€œOWW, I hate Mexican foodโ€

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Q: What do gay cholo gangsters and nerds have in common?

A: They love being in their homes and doing their essays.

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Q: What does Cholo stand for?

A: Chou Only Live Once.

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Q: What do you call a cholo detective?

A: Sherlock, Holmes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

โ€ฆ A surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie Oโ€™Statis.

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Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

A: Get off me homes!

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Cholo Jokes for girlfriend

Cholo jokes are the best way to make your girlfriend laugh. Here are some of the funniest cholo jokes for girlfriend:ย 

Q: What did the cholo say when several houses fell on top of him?

A: โ€œGet off me, homes!โ€

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Q: What do you call a Canadian cholo?

A: An es-EH?

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Q: What does Cholo stand for?

A: Chou Only Live Once.

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Q: What do you call a cholo detective?

A: Sherlock, Holmes.

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Q: What is the difference between a Cholo and a Chola?

A: The Cholo wears his pants hanging off his a**, and the Chola wears her pants hanging off her t*ts.

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Q: What did the cholo say when he checkmated his opponent?

A: Chess!

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Q: What did the mama chicken say to the cholo chicken?

A: Pollo pants upโ€ฆ

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Q: Why wasnโ€™t the Mexican able to go to archery with his cholo friends?

A: Because he didnโ€™t habanero to shoot with.

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Conclusion Of Cholo Jokes

In conclusion, cholo jokes can be funny and not offensive if they are told in the right context. If you are thinking about telling a cholo joke, make sure you know your audience and that they will not be offended.

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