Cougar Jokes and puns that will crack you up

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Humor is a great way to lighten the mood and ease tension. It can also be used to make a point or express an opinion. Jokes about cougars are becoming more popular as this dating trend grows. They can be funny, flirty, or even naughty. Here are some examples of cougar jokes that will make you laugh.

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1 Best Collection of Cougar Jokes

Best Collection of Cougar Jokes

Q: How do you neuter a Cougar?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

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Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?

A: Drool.

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Q: What do you call a Cougar golfing with an IQ of 120?

A: A foursome!

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Q: Why are a tornado and a Cougar divorce similar?

A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

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Q: What does a Cougar say to a Husky at McDonald’s?

A: “May I take your order, sir?”

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Q: What’s the biggest lie told in Pullman?

A: “I was just helping that sheep over the fence.”

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Q: What’s the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?

A: “Hey, nice tooth!”

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Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?

A: They’re always on their backs.

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Q: How do you keep Cougars out of your yard?

A: Put up goalposts.

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Q: What’s black and blue and goes tha-dump, tha-dump, tha-dump?

A: A Cougar in a dryer.

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Q: What’s 6-13-6?

A: The IQ of the Cougar defensive line.

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Q: Did you hear about the Cougar water polo team?

A: They had to cancel their season after the horses all drowned in the first game.

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Q: Why don’t they raise chickens in Pullman?

A: They plant the eggs too deep.

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Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Cougar on the highway?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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Q: What do you call a Cougar football player with an IQ of 20?

A: Gifted.

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Q: What do you call a good looking girl in Pullman?

A: A Tourist.

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Q: Why don’t they have ice in the bars in Pullman?

A: They lost the recipe.

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Q: Why did the Pullman police department take the 9-1-1 off of their cars?

A: Cougar football players kept stealing them because they thought they were Porsches.

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Q: What’s crimson & gray, six miles long and has an IQ of 41?

A: The WSU student body.

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Q: What’s the longest ten years of a Cougar football players life?

A: His freshman year.

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Q: How do you confuse a Cougar student farmer?

A: Give him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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Q: Why do Cougar football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?

A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

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Q: Where do Cougar cheerleaders go in the morning?

A: Home.

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Q: How is a Cougar like a possum?

A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road.

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Q: How many Cougars does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but 20 get credit for it.

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Q: What is the difference between a Cougar and a computer?

A: You have to punch information into both, but with a computer, you only have to do it once.


Q: What’s the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and an elephant?

A: About 10 pounds.


Q: Know how to make it even?

A: Force feed the elephant.


 Q: What’s the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and the garbage?

A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

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Q: What’s the different between a quarter at the bottom of a toilet and a Cougar cheerleader at the bottom of the toilet?

A: The quarter is worth reaching in for.


Q: How do you find Wazzu?

A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.


Q: What does a COUG yell when they discover a rat in the kitchen?

A. Dinner’s ready!


Q: What do people do when a Cougar exposes himself?

A. Squint!


Q: What’s a cougar running a copy machine called?

A: A copycat!


 Q: Why did the cougar cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!


Q: Where does a cougar sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!


Q: What do you get when you cross a cougar and a snowman?

A: Frost-bite!


Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

A: ‘Let us prey.’


Q: What do you get if you cross a cougar with a watchdog ?

A: A terrified postman !


Q: What’s the difference between a cougar and a lion ?

A: A cougar has the mane part missing


Q: What is cougar’s favorite food ?

A: Baked beings !


Q: On which day do cougar eat people ?

A: Chewsday !


Q: Why don’t cougars like fast food?

A: Because they can’t catch it!


Q: Why do cougars always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don’t know how to cook.

Conclusion of Cougar Jokes

In conclusion, cougar jokes are hilarious and everyone should laugh at them. Even if you’re not a cougar, you can still enjoy the jokes. So go out there and laugh at some cougars!

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