A dog pun is a play on words that replaces a common dog-related word or phrase with a pun. Dog puns are often used to make light of common dog behaviours or to create humour out of the bond between humans and dogs. While some dog puns are clever, others are downright silly. But all dog puns are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Dog Puns
What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?
A Bulldog.
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What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A chili-dog.
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What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?
A shampoo-dle.
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Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
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Why are dogs terrible dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
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What was the little Scottish dog’s reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
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What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters.
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What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?
A dog with a machete.
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When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?
A lot of bites.
Hot Dog Puns
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .
The bark is much quieter.
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How are dog catchers in the UK paid?
By the pound.
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Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.
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Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?
Because they can’t be buried in trees!
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In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?
Because dogs love buts.
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What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
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Which dog breed is Dracula’s favorite?
Bloodhound.
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When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with a postman.
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What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?
They’re both dog-eared.
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What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Dog Puns Funny
When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?
He stole the show.
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What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?
Flea markets.
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What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?
A watchdog.
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Why did the two-legged dog come to an abrupt halt?
It had two paws.
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Why do dogs tend to run in circles?
Because it’s really hard to run in squares.
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What happens if you cross a dog with a phone?
A Golden Receiver.
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What could be more incredible than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
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What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?
All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.
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How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None! They’re all on the outside.
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What happens when a dog loses its tail?
It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.
Bad Dog Puns
What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?
All breeds can, since buildings can’t jump!
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What did the man name his two watchdogs?
Rolex and Timex.
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What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?
Come on! Join the bark side.
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When you cross a Sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?
A Collie-flower.
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Why do dogs love smartphones?
Because they have collar IDs.
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Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?
Because it was a hot dog.
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What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?
You’d get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
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What do dogs owned by chemists do with their bones?
They barium.
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What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
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When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I’m not sure, but if it begins laughing, I’m going to join in.
Halloween Dog Puns
When my friend’s dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up . . . but it just made them more upset.
Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?
“What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!”
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When you put oil on a racing dog, what do you get?
Grease Lightning
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What is a Pug’s favorite fall beverage?
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Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
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Why are dogs’ barks so loud?
They have built-in sub-woofers.
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What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
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Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
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Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
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When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?
A Cockerpoodledoo!
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What do you call a dog that can’t bark?
A hushpuppy.
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
Because she was littering.
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What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
Whatever you want, but do it silently.
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When you cross a Sheepdog with jelly, what do you get?
The Collie wobbles.
Conclusion Of Dog Puns
In conclusion, these dog puns are sure to make you howl with laughter. So next time you’re looking for a good laugh, don’t be afraid to ask your friends for their best dog puns. Who knows, you might just end up being the life of the party.
