67 “Food Puns and jokes” that will leave you starved for more

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If you’re looking for a way to add some fun to your cooking, then try using food puns. They can be a great way to make your friends and family laugh, and they can also help you come up with new and creative ideas for dishes. Here are some of our favourites:

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Food Puns

 

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I’m going to have a foodgasm.

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What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?

A moo-seater!

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If it doesn’t fit in your mouth, don’t put it in your mouth.

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What did the hungry cannibal say to his wife?

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a brick?

An egg-layer!

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Why was the banana arrested?

He was peeling his friend.

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese!

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Funny Food Puns

 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

Food Puns 12

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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Why did the teddy bear take a shower?

He wanted to be fluffy.

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What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out some juice!

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What did the banana say to the monkey?

Hey, mon, you’ve got a peel!

Food Puns 15

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Why did the cheese go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

Food Puns 16

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

Food Puns 17

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

Ground pork.

Food Puns 18

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Cute Food Puns

 

What does an artificial banana taste like?

Artificial bananas!

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese!

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What do you call cheese that is yours?

Mine Cheese!

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What’s a vegetable that can last a long time without going bad?

A cucumber.

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Where do you get virgin wool from?

Ugly sheep.

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What kind of bird gets hit by cars?

A brick.

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Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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What does an apple say when it lands on your head?

BOO!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a mountain climber?

Climbing chicken.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

There are 50,000 rocks in the world, but only one dead baby.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash.

 

Mexican Food Puns

 

What do you call a pig that doesn’t fly?

A concrete porker.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a grasshopper?

A four-legged insect.

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Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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What happens if you step on a duck in the dark?

There is no quack in the dark.

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What did the belt say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I’ll hold these guys up.

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Why do chickens cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why can’t you get a cup of coffee at a gas station?

Because they only have doughnuts and hot dogs.

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Why are pirates so quiet?

Because they are on a seafood diet.

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What is the worst thing about dating an onion?

It makes your eyes water.

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Why was the banana crying?

Because he got peeled!

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well.

 

Chinese Food puns

Why is the new Chinese restaurant so popular?

No one can understand the menu.

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Why did the Chinese eat their young?

They were too crunchy.

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What is a Chinese meal without dessert?

A fortune cookie.

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What do you call a Chinese who eats at an Italian restaurant?

An immigrant.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese restaurant with a zoo?

A bunch of panda burgers.

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What do you get when you cross Chinese food with a computer?

A fortune cookie.

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What do you get when you mix Chinese food and computers?

An upset stomach.

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What’s the best way to cook a Chinese dinner?

Leave it in the car all day.

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Why do Chinese restaurants serve fortune cookies?

Because they taste better than the food.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road?

He was stuck in the chicken finger factory.

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What’s an Australian food called?

Bil-lee.

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Why was the Chinese person late for work?

He had to wait for his rice to boil.

 

Conclusion Of Food Puns

In conclusion, food puns are a great way to make people smile and laugh. They are also a great way to show your creative side. So, next time you are in the mood for a little fun, try out a food pun!

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