100 Friday Jokes, Puns and One-liners to crack you up

Welcome to the ultimate list of Friday jokes! Whether you are looking for a funny joke to share with friends on your lunch break or want to get a good laugh before the weekend starts, this list has something for everyone.

We have compiled some of our favorite jokes that will surely give you and your friends plenty of laughs.

So, get ready to make your Friday even brighter with these hilarious jokes. With topics ranging from work humor to relationship puns, there is something for everyone.

Friday Jokes

1. What did one calendar say to the other? “I’m so excited that it’s finally Friday!”
2. How did the ghost say goodbye to his friends? “See you fright!”
3. What did the paperclip say to the magnet? “Let’s get this party started!”
4. What did the teacher say to her students on Friday? “It’s the weekend, class dismissed!”
5. What did the teacher say to the students on the last day of school? “Happy Friday, class dismissed!”
6. What did the fish say when he saw a boat? “It’s Friday night and I’m ready to go cruising!”
7. What did the banker say when the customer asked for a loan? “It’s Friday, let’s make a deal!”
8. What did the puppy say when he saw his owner? “TGIF!”
9. What did the cook say when it was time to leave work? “Time to cook up some fun for the weekend!”
10. What did the DJ say when it was time to start the music? “Let the party begin!”

Friday Jokes for Work

11. What did the clock say when it struck five? “It’s five o’clock, time to clock out!”
12. What did the cat say when he saw the bird? “Friday night and I’m ready to go tweet!”
13. What did the farmer say to the cow? “Time to moo-ve it out of here!”
14. What did the boss say to the employee? “It’s Friday, you can take the day off!”
15. What did the waitress say to the customer? “Friday night and I’m ready to serve!”
16. What did the mailman say when he saw the mailbox? “Friday night and I’m ready to deliver!”
17. What did the pilot say when he saw the runway? “Friday night and I’m ready to fly!”
18. What did the student say when he saw the final exam? “TGIF!”
19. What did the pizza delivery driver say when he saw the customer? “Friday night and I’m ready to deliver!”
20. What did the golfer say when he saw the green? “Friday night and I’m ready to tee off!”
21. What did the mechanic say when he saw the car? “Friday night and I’m ready to fix it!”
22. What did the bartender say when he saw the customer? “Friday night and I’m ready to pour!”
23. What did the nurse say when she saw the patient? “Friday night and I’m ready to care!”
24. What did the judge say when he saw the defendant? “Friday night and I’m ready to judge!”
25. What did the cashier say when he saw the customer? “Friday night and I’m ready to check out!”

Friday Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the computer go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on a Friday? A pouch potato!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Fridays? Because they make up everything!
4. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you call a person who is happy on Fridays? A weekender!
6. Why did the clock go to the gym on Friday? It wanted to get in shape for the weekend!
7. Why did the math book look sad on Friday? Because it had too many problems.
8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet on Friday? “Supplies!”
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling crumbly.
10. Why did the cat join a gym on Friday? It wanted to work on its purr-fect body!

Funny Friday Jokes

1. What do you call a duck that loves Fridays? A quack addict!
2. Why did the banana go to the doctor on Friday? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
3. Why did the pencil go to the dentist on Friday? Because it had a sharp pain.
4. What do you call a snowman on a Friday? A frosty fellow!
5. Why did the calendar feel depressed on Friday? Because it had a date with Monday.
6. Why did the chicken cross the road on Friday? To get to the weekend on the other side!
7. What do you call a robot on a Friday night? A circuit breaker!
8. Why did the bike go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was two-tired.
9. What do you call a cat that loves Fridays and pizza? A meowgarita!
10. Why did the frog go to the bank on Friday? To get a lily pad loan!
11. Why did the tree feel lonely on Friday? Because it was the only one without a social branch!
12. What do you call a witch on a Friday night? A spellbound weekend!
13. Why did the phone go to the doctor on Friday? Because it lost its contacts!
14. Why did the bird go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a tweet infection!
15. What do you call a deer on a Friday? A happy hoofed herbivore!
16. Why did the laptop go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a virus and needed a byte to eat!
17. Why did the dog wear sunglasses on Friday? Because it was a hot dog!
18. What do you call a bear on a Friday? A furry fiesta!
19. Why did the calculator feel anxious on Friday? Because it had too many problems to solve.
20. Why did the elephant go to the dentist on Friday? To get a trunk canal!

 

Black Friday Jokes

1. What do you call a vampire on a Friday night? A weekend bloodsucker!
2. Why did the fish go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling a little eel.
3. Why did the shirt go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a button that was a little depressed.
4. What do you call a crab on a Friday? A crusty cruiser!
5. Why did the violin go to the doctor on Friday? Because it had a case of the strings!
6. What do you call a sheep on a Friday? A weekend woolly!
7. Why did the horse go to the doctor on Friday? To get its neigh-sayers checked!
8. What do you call a dragon on a Friday night? A fire-breathing weekend warrior!
9. Why did the bagel go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling a little lox and tired!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday? Because it got mugged!
11. What do you call a spider on a Friday? A web-slinger!
12. Why did the lightbulb go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling a little dim.
13. What do you call a cow on a Friday? A moo-ving target!
14. Why did the corn go to the doctor on Friday? Because it was feeling a little husky!
15. Why did the mouse go to the doctor on Friday? To get a mouse-tache check!
16. What do you call a pirate on a Friday night? A yo-ho-ho-down!
17. Why did the bird feel anxious on Friday? Because it had a lot of pecking to do over the weekend!
18. Why did the pancake feel sad on Friday? Because it knew it was going to get flipped over the weekend!
19. What do you call a lion on a Friday? A roaring weekend warrior!
20. Why did the cactus feel left out on Friday? Because it never gets invited to the weekend parties!

Conclusion

This list is sure to put a smile on your face. Whether you’re planning to share them with friends or family at home, or want something funny to break the ice in a meeting, these jokes are guaranteed to bring lightheartedness and laughter into any situation.

And don’t forget – even if the joke doesn’t land as well as you’d hoped, it’s always worthwhile for the mere act of trying!