Furry Jokes and puns that will crack you up!

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Funny furry jokes are a great way to make people laugh. They are also a great way to make people feel good about themselves. Furries are a special type of person who enjoys dressing up in furry costumes and acting like animals. They are often seen as being childlike and innocent, which makes them the perfect target for jokes.

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Top 12 Furry Jokes

1. If you’re a furry, and get turned on by chickens

Are you a Hen-Thigh enthusiast?

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2. Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

Because they don’t have Occam’s Razor.

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3. I’ve recently been experimenting with the furry lifestyle.

I think it really *suits* me.

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4. What’s the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?

They both die when dissected

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5. What do you call a submissive furry?

A subwoofer

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6. What do you call a furry who doesn’t take his medication?

An animal!

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7. What is furry code?

Furries have to put on their pants one leg at a time just like everyone else.

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8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lion?

A furrie.

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9. How do you kill a furry in the forest?

With a tree.

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10. What do you call a furry with no arms and no legs?

A fur-nothing!

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11. What did the furry say when she woke up?

“Where’s my tail?”

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12. What do you call a group of furries in a lifeboat?

Fur-sure!

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Funny furry jokes

1. How do you get a furry to commit suicide?

Give him a fur coat.

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2. What do you call a furry with no arms and legs?

A furball.

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3. What did the furries do when they were sick of fursecution?

They moved to Colorado.

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4. What is a furry’s favorite color?

Fur.

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5. What do you call a group of furries in a hot tub?

Furries in heat.

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6. What do you call a blonde furry?

A golden retriever.

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7. What’s a furry’s favorite thing to collect?

Fur-niture.

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8. Why did the furry cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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9. How does a furry like his steak?

Fur-done.

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10. What’s more expensive than a Disney movie ticket?

A fur suit.

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11. How do you get a furry to pay attention?

Take away his fluffy.

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Offensive furry jokes

What do you call a furry with no friends?

A lonely furrie.

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How do you get a furry to stop wearing fur?

Start buying it!

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What’s brown and fuzzy and sits in front of your computer all day?

Your computer chair.

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What do you call a furry with no sense of humor?

An animal!

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Why did the furry cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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How do you get a furry to pay attention?

Take away his fluffy.

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What do you call a furry with no friends?

A lonely furrie.

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How do you get a furry to stop wearing fur?

Start buying it!

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What do you call a furry that doesn’t want to eat?

A vegetarian.

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How do you get a furry out of a tree?

Cut it down.

 

Dirty furry jokes

Why did the fluffy go to the hospital?

He needed some tailoring.

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What is more important than food, water and shelter?

Furriness.

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Why did the furry cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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How do you keep a furry out of your yard?

Put up a fence.

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What is black and white, and fluffy all over?

A newspaper.

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Why did the fluffy go to court?

To be a witness.

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Why did the fluffy go to the doctor?

To get his fur pulled.

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What do you call a furry in a bowl of custard?

A licky-waffy.

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Why did the furry cross the road?

To see what he could see.

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Why did the furry cross the road?

He was going to a costume party.

 

Dark Furry Jokes

Why do fluffs hate getting wet?

Because they’re afraid of the furriness.

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What’s black and white and fuzzy all over?

A newspaper.

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What is black, white and fluffy?

A newspaper.

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What do you get if you cross a fluff with a grizzly bear?

A very angry animal.

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What do fluffs say before they sneeze?

“Achoo!”

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How did the fluffy die?

He got caught in the spam filter.

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What is the difference between a furry and a dog?

About twenty-five years.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a furry?

A furball.

 

Anti furry jokes

What do you call a furry with no arms?

A fur coat.

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What is the difference between a furry and a dog?

About twenty-five years.

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What’s the difference between a furry and an onion?

I cry when I cut up an onion.

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What’s the difference between furries and masks?

Masks don’t strip in public.

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Did you hear about the new species of bear?

It’s called a grizzil. I don’t like furries. They make me sick to my stomach.

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What do you call a group of furries?

A furry huddle!

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What do you get when you cross a bear with a rabbit?

Floppy ears and lots of drool!

Conclusion Of Furry Jokes

In conclusion, it is clear that furry jokes are not only funny, but they can also be used to teach important life lessons. With that in mind, be sure to share them with your friends and family. Who knows, you might just make their day.

 

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