A gynaecologist is a medical doctor who specializes in the care and treatment of womenβs reproductive organs. Gynaecologists are often the target of jokes, due to the nature of their work. But gynaecologists are more than just people who treat women with reproductive related problems. They are also there to educate and provide information about womenβs health to all women, regardless of age or marital status. Gynaecologist often work in private practice. They may also work in hospitals and other institutions which deal with womenβs health. A gynaecologist can be male or female.
While gynaecologist play a serious role in womenβs health, that doesnβt mean they canβt have a sense of humour. Here are some of the best gynaecologist jokes:
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Best Gynaecologist Jokes
Whatβs the difference between a gynaecologist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why did the gynaecologist quit his job?
He just couldnβt find a suitable position.
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Why do gynaecologists have trouble with remembering names?
Because they have to call every one of their patients βlady.β
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Whatβs the smallest room in the house?
The gynaecologistβs office.
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Whatβs the difference between a gynaecologist and a prostitute?
The prostitute only screws one guy at a time.
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How do you put a gynaecologist in jail?
Put a woman in the cell with him.
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Why do gynaecologists leave work early?
They canβt get their wives to leave.
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Whatβs the difference between a gynaecologist and a grizzly bear?
Sometimes the grizzly bear stops scratching after three hours.
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What is the difference between a gynaecologist and a catfish?
One is a bottom-dwelling fish, and the other is a fish that lays eggs on the bottom.
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Funny Gynaecologist Jokes
What do a pizza delivery person, and a Gynaecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but canβt eat it.
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What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?
a lip reader!
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My girlfriendβs gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday.
I really donβt know what else he wants to see.
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What does a deaf gynaecologist do?
He read lips.
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What does a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
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A female friend of mine told me that her gynaecologist is a deaf woman.
I replied that she must be a good lip reader.
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What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen?
I am at your cervix.
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Whatβs the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.
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Ever heard of the blind gynaecologists?
Rumour has it he could read lips.
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Gynaecologist Dirty Jokes
A nun goes to the gynaecologist
βDoctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devilβs doing?β
βNo, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananasβ
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Iβm a retired Gynaecologist but ocassionally I do the odd appointment at a local surgey.
You knowβ¦. just to keep my hand in.
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What do a visually impaired gynaecologist and dogs have in common?
Wet noses
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Gynaecologists are the most negative people you can find
Because they look for faults where others look for pleasure
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Do you ever feel like eating something because itβs there?
Today I got fired from my job as a gynaecologist.
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You know when you have that urge to eat something just because itβs there
Thatβs how I lost my job as a gynaecologist
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The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist
makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynaecologist.
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You know that feeling when you want to eat something thatβs right in front of you, but you canβt?
Yea, thatβs why I quit being a gynaecologist
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I found a dead mouse in my motherβs basement.
Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes.
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I always eat whatβs put in front of meβ¦
β¦and thatβs why Iβm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist.
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Gynaecologist Jokes one liner
What is the difference between a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man?
A pizza delivery man doesnβt have to be in the room with you when your wait for your pizza.
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What do you call a male gynaecologist?
A man-opist.
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What do you call a female gynaecologist?
A woman-ogist.
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What do you call a gynaecologist who is also a sex therapist?
A gyno-sexologist.
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What do you call a gynaecologist with an inferiority complex?
Self-conscious.
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What do you call a gynaecologist who has been in practice for 40 years?
A gynoid.
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What do you call a gynaecologist that specializes in treating the elderly?
A ger-o-gyn.
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What is the difference between an ambulance and a gynaecologist?
The ambulance stops at nothing.
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Whatβs the difference between a trampoline and a gynaecologist?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a gynaecologist who has been in practice for 25 years?
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A gyn-o-logic.
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Why did the gynaecologist cross the road?
Because there were two bricks tied to his penis and he was told not to run.
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Conclusion Of Gynaecologist Jokes
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In conclusion, it is clear that gynaecologist jokes are not only funny, but they can also be educational. They can help to break the ice between doctor and patient, and can even help to teach young people about their bodies. If you are ever in need of a good laugh, be sure to ask your gynaecologist for their best joke.
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