Gynaecologist Jokes and puns that will crack you up 😃

A gynaecologist is a medical doctor who specializes in the care and treatment of women’s reproductive organs. Gynaecologists are often the target of jokes, due to the nature of their work. But gynaecologists are more than just people who treat women with reproductive related problems. They are also there to educate and provide information about women’s health to all women, regardless of age or marital status. Gynaecologist often work in private practice. They may also work in hospitals and other institutions which deal with women’s health. A gynaecologist can be male or female.

While gynaecologist play a serious role in women’s health, that doesn’t mean they can’t have a sense of humour. Here are some of the best gynaecologist jokes:

 

Best Gynaecologist Jokes

What’s the difference between a gynaecologist and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why did the gynaecologist quit his job?

He just couldn’t find a suitable position.

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Why do gynaecologists have trouble with remembering names?

Because they have to call every one of their patients “lady.”

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What’s the smallest room in the house?

The gynaecologist’s office.

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What’s the difference between a gynaecologist and a prostitute?

The prostitute only screws one guy at a time.

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How do you put a gynaecologist in jail?

Put a woman in the cell with him.

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Why do gynaecologists leave work early?

They can’t get their wives to leave.

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What’s the difference between a gynaecologist and a grizzly bear?

Sometimes the grizzly bear stops scratching after three hours.

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What is the difference between a gynaecologist and a catfish?

One is a bottom-dwelling fish, and the other is a fish that lays eggs on the bottom.

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Funny Gynaecologist Jokes

What do a pizza delivery person, and a Gynaecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

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What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?

a lip reader!

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My girlfriend’s gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday.

I really don’t know what else he wants to see.

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What does a deaf gynaecologist do?

He read lips.

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What does a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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A female friend of mine told me that her gynaecologist is a deaf woman.

I replied that she must be a good lip reader.

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What did the gynaecologist knight say to the queen?

I am at your cervix.

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What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.

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Ever heard of the blind gynaecologists?

Rumour has it he could read lips.

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Gynaecologist Dirty Jokes

A nun goes to the gynaecologist

“Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil’s doing?”

“No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas”

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I’m a retired Gynaecologist but ocassionally I do the odd appointment at a local surgey.

You know…. just to keep my hand in.

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What do a visually impaired gynaecologist and dogs have in common?

Wet noses

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Gynaecologists are the most negative people you can find

Because they look for faults where others look for pleasure

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Do you ever feel like eating something because it’s there?

Today I got fired from my job as a gynaecologist.

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You know when you have that urge to eat something just because it’s there

That’s how I lost my job as a gynaecologist

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The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist

makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynaecologist.

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You know that feeling when you want to eat something that’s right in front of you, but you can’t?

Yea, that’s why I quit being a gynaecologist

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I found a dead mouse in my mother’s basement.

Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes.

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I always eat what’s put in front of me…

…and that’s why I’m no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist.

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Gynaecologist Jokes one liner

What is the difference between a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man?

A pizza delivery man doesn’t have to be in the room with you when your wait for your pizza.

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What do you call a male gynaecologist?

A man-opist.

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What do you call a female gynaecologist?

A woman-ogist.

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What do you call a gynaecologist who is also a sex therapist?

A gyno-sexologist.

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What do you call a gynaecologist with an inferiority complex?

Self-conscious.

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What do you call a gynaecologist who has been in practice for 40 years?

A gynoid.

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What do you call a gynaecologist that specializes in treating the elderly?

A ger-o-gyn.

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What is the difference between an ambulance and a gynaecologist?

The ambulance stops at nothing.

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What’s the difference between a trampoline and a gynaecologist?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a gynaecologist who has been in practice for 25 years?

 

A gyn-o-logic.

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Why did the gynaecologist cross the road?

Because there were two bricks tied to his penis and he was told not to run.

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Conclusion Of Gynaecologist Jokes

 

In conclusion, it is clear that gynaecologist jokes are not only funny, but they can also be educational. They can help to break the ice between doctor and patient, and can even help to teach young people about their bodies. If you are ever in need of a good laugh, be sure to ask your gynaecologist for their best joke.