International Women Day Jokes and puns that will crack you up!

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International Women Day Jokes

In honour of International Women’s Day, we’ve collected some of the best jokes about women. Whether you’re a woman looking to laugh at yourself or a man looking to laugh at the women in your life, these jokes are sure to get a chuckle. So take a break from being serious and celebrate International Women’s Day with a few laughs.

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I’m celebrating international women’s day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.

I’m going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.

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Happy International Women’s Day

Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A ___ About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday.

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Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women’s Day

They let them get stoned.

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In honor of International Women’s Day, I’m offering

free breast exams in my hotel room tonight!

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Today is “International Women’s Day”,

but don’t worry guys “International Men’s Day” is coming April 1st.

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Well done to McDonald’s for marking International Women’s Day by turning their logo upside down…

It looks just like a big dangly pair of tits…

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It’s International Women’s Day today. I guess I should make some sort of sexist joke.

I’ll have to simplify it for the women.

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Why is it International Women’s Day?

Cause yo mamma is that fat.

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In honour of International Women’s Day, I’d like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny.

Period.

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In honor of international women’s day….

Why are women like a hurricane?

at first they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house.

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This Sunday is International Women’s Day

Or as they say in the US, International Women’s 17 Hours.

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Happy International Women’s Day!

Or a sad one, or an angry one, or maybe a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women.

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It’s international women’s day.

But apparently my local strip club didn’t get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all.

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I support international women day!

Because American women are so much less fun.

Why is International Women’s day on a Wednesday?

Because it’s Hump Day!

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As it is international women’s day i told my gf ill do the dinner tonight

Tables booked for 7

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The International Women’s day should be on 3/14…

… but maybe I am being too irrational.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards…

it’s the triumphant tale of a woman learning her place in the world. Happy International Women’s day!

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I just found out its international women day does that mean they lied to me about the other 364 days.

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In honour of International Women’s Day,

I’d like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny. PERIOD!!!!

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Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women’s Day

They let them get stoned.

Today is “International Women’s Day”,

but don’t worry guys International Men’s Day is coming April 1st.

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I’d like to take the opportunity on this, International Women’s Day, to refute allegations that I’m a sexist.

I’ve got a friend who’s a woman. And I believe she should be treated as if she *is* equal.

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I’m celebrating international women’s day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.

I’m going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.

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International Women’s Day is over 🙁

Back to being International Men’s day for the next 364 🙂

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International women’s day? Women don’t need a day…

They just need 5 minutes.

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Today is International Women’s Day.

It was supposed to be yesterday, but they took longer than expected to get dressed.

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Happy International Women’s Day!

Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday

 

Today is International Women’s Day.

It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

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International womens day is not an excuse for low effort sexist jokes.

Period.

Conclusion

In conclusion, international women day jokes serve as a reminder that we still have a long way to go in terms of gender equality. They also provide us with a much-needed laugh during these difficult times. So next time you see a woman, make sure to give her a joke and a smile.

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