97 Funny Jellyfish Jokes to make you Laugh Out Loud

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Jelly fish are often the butt of jokes, but there is more to these fascinating creatures than meets the eye. Jellyfish are simple creatures with no brains or bones, but they are still an important part of many ocean ecosystems. Jellyfishes are not plants or animals, they are considered as a mix of both. Jellyfish are often seen as pesky creatures, getting caught in our hair or stinging us when we swim. But these gentle ocean drifters can also be quite funny.

Here are some of the best jelly fish jokes out there:

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Jelly Fish Jokes

Q: Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it

A: Husband: [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife

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Jelly Fish Jokes 1

Q: Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.

A: This gives me hope for the next generation.

Jelly Fish Jokes 2

Q: A woman on holiday was stung by a jellyfish…

A: She yells to her husband and says “I was stung by a jellyfish, you need to pee on it.”
The husband runs over to the jellyfish and pees on it saying “that’s for stinging my wife.”

Q: What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A: A flightoplankton.

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Q: What type of fish goes well with peanut butter?

A: A jellyfish!

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Q: What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?

A: They can’t be deboned.

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Q: Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?

A: A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.

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Q: What car does a jellyfish drive?

A: Invertible

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Q: Why didn’t the jellyfish fight the shark?

A: Because he was spineless

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Q: The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked

A: I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache

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Jelly Jokes for Kids

Q: What did the jellyfish do when he was tired of the sea?

A: He went to the beach.

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Q: How did the jellyfish get to school?

A: By bus.

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Q: What did the jellyfish wear to school?

A: Jelly-shoes.

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Q: Why didn’t the jellyfish go to school?

A: Because he was in a jam.

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Q: What is a jellyfish’s favourite magazine?

A: Ranger Rick.

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Q: What does a jellyfish eat for lunch?

A: Jelly sandwiches.

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Q: What is a jellyfish’s favourite song?

A: Shoo, by the jellyfish.

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Q: What did the jellyfish say when he was leaving home?

A: I’m off, to the sea.

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Q: What did the jellyfish say when he was coming home?

A: I’m back, from the sea. Interesting Jellyfish Jokes for kids

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Q: Why did the jellyfish go to college?

A: To get smart.

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Puns Jellyfish Jokes

Q: What do you call a jellyfish that s been in prison?

A: Convict.

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Q: Why was the jellyfish fired from her job at the seafood restaurant?

A: She kept giving people fish eyes!

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Q: What does a jellyfish say when she stuck in the sand?

A: Help me, I’m sinking!

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Q: Why did the jellyfish cross the road?

A: To get to the other tide.

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Q: Why did the jellyfish go to hospital?

A: Because he was feeling under the weather.

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Q: Why did the jellyfish move to Miami Beach?

A: To get away from the cold water!

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Q: What is a jellyfish s favourite game?

A: Hide and seek!


Q: What did the jellyfish say to his lawyer?

A: I m just a little fish in big trouble.


Q: Why did the jellyfish get fired from her job at the flower shop?

A: She couldn’t stop watering the flowers.


Q: Why did the jellyfish like the new neighbour?

A: He was a real shrimper!


Q: What did the jellyfish say when his car would not start?

A: I m a little cold blooded.


Funny Jellyfish Jokes

Q: Why was the jellyfish afraid to go to the dentist?

A: He had a bad tooth.


Q: Why did the jellyfish use a pirate map for directions?

A: Because he was lost at sea.


Q: What s the difference between a jellyfish and an elephant?

A: Elephants are bigger.


Q: What did the jellyfish say when she did not know how to drive?

A: I can’t see well enough!


Q: What was the jellyfish’s favourite book?

A: Moby Dick!


Q: How did the jellyfish get to school?

A: By bus. Funny Jellyfish Jokes for kids


Q: Why did the jellyfish use a pirate map for directions?

A: Because he was lost at sea.


Q: What s the difference between a jellyfish and an elephant?

A: Elephants are bigger.


Q: What did the jellyfish say when she didn’t know how to drive?

A: I can’t see well enough!


Q: What was the jellyfish’s favourite book?

A: Moby Dick!

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Q: Why did the jellyfish use a pirate map for directions?

A: Because he was lost at sea.


Interesting Jellyfish Jokes

Q: How does a jellyfish go to the bathroom?

A: In a bucket.


Q: What do you call a jellyfish that has lost its tentacles?

A: I don t know, what do you call a jellyfish that has lost its tentacles?


Q: Why did the jellyfish cross the road?

A: He was stuck to the chicken.


Q: A jellyfish is locked in a room with an octopus. How does it escape?

A: They both use their tentacles to open the door.


Q: Why was the jellyfish fired from his job at the seafood restaurant?

A: He kept giving people fish eyes!


Q: What s the difference between an octopus and a jellyfish?

A: When the jellyfish is knocked on the head, he knocks back.


Q: What kind of music do jellyfish like?

A: Jellyrolls!


Q: Why are there so many jellyfish in the sea?

A: Because they’re so rich.


Q: What s the difference between a jellyfish and a starfish?

A: Starfish is on its back.


Q: Why did the jellyfish move to the city?

A: He wanted to get in touch with some of his relatives.


Dirty Jellyfish Jokes for kids

What do you call a jellyfish in a white shirt?

A blond jellyfish.


What do you call a jellyfish with no arms?

A Jellyfish.


What do you call a man who is afraid to go in the water?

A Jellyfish.


Why did the jellyfish fail his driving test?

He was so nervous he kept floating away.


What do you call it when a jellyfish goes off to college?

Jellyfish-ma.


Why does a jellyfish like to live in a pineapple under the sea?

Because there are no jellyfishes up in Pineapple.


What do you call a jellyfish that is not in the water?

A Dry-jellyfish.


Why does a jellyfish smile?

A Because it has so many teeth.


What do you call a jellyfish with no arms and no leg ?

A Jellyfish.


What is the best thing about being a jellyfish?

A You can sting people with your head.


Why did the jellyfish keep failing his driving test?

A He was so nervous he kept floating away.


 

Conclusion On Jelly Fish Jokes

These are some jokes on jellyfish. Jellyfish is a creature which can make you laugh as they don’t have brain and activities done by them are so sarcastic. Jellyfish are like small kids with different body structure. There body structure itself is so sarcastic which will make you laugh.

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