77 Native American Jokes and puns that will crack you up 😃

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When it comes to jokes, Native Americans know a thing or two. After all, humor is one of the things that help us get through life. Whether it’s poking fun at ourselves or making light of a situation, humor is a powerful tool. And, as they say, laughter is the best medicine. Despite popular belief, Native Americans are not all stoic, serious people. They have a great sense of humor! Just like everyone else, they enjoy a good laugh.

 

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Top 13 Native American Jokes

What’s a kinky Native Americans favorite drink?

Tea pee

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The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans…

Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

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The Native Americans used to trust the white man,

now they have their reservations.

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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?

Every time they danced, they made it rain.

Native American Jokes 4

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Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant…

The concierge asks, “Do you have reservations?” One of the guys replies, “Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona.”

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What do you call several hundred Native Americans without nipples?

The Indian Nippleless 500

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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Native Americans are the most successful strippers.

Cause when they dance, they make it rain!

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Why are Native Americans the best people to take with you to a strip club?

They can literally make it rain.

Native American Jokes 11

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What type of cars do Missionaries think Native Americans drive?

Convertibles

Native American Jokes 12

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How did Columbus greet the Native Americans when he first landed in the Americas?

With new diseases.

Native American Jokes 13

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I plagiarized a book about native Americans…

I eventually got siouxed.

Native American Jokes 14

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Native American jokes for adults

 

Why are Native Americans the most successful strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Native American Jokes 15

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Advice from an old native American hunter:

Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

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Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea?

He drown in his tea pee.

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How do you invite a Native Alaskan to your home?

You Eskimover!

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Never be racist towards Native Americans.

They will Sioux you.

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Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby?

He didn’t have a reservation.

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Why didn’t the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Native American Jokes 21

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

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Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea?

The next day he was found dead in his tea pee

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Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed?

He drowned in his teepee.

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I was viewing a house being sold by a native american

i asked him if it came with running water,

He said ‘no, get your own wife’

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Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night?

They found him dead the next day in his tepee

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Funny native American jokes

 

Why don’t native Americans like snow?

Because it’s white and all over their land.

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Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants?

He has a reservation.

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What is it called when you’re having second thoughts about booking a room at a Native American casino?

A reservation reservation reservation.

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Why do native Americans hate April?

Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

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Native Americans are the most successful strippers.

Cause when they dance, they make it rain!

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Why are Native Americans the best people to take with you to a strip club?

They can literally make it rain.

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What type of cars do Missionaries think Native Americans drive?

Convertibles

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What do you call several hundred Native Americans without nipples?

The Indian Nippleless 500

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How native Americans get their names

A Native American boy ran up to the chief and asked how they got their names. The chief looks at the boy and said when your sister was born I saw a hawk fly over so we named her sky hawk. And when your brother was born a deer ran by so we called him running deer, why do you ask two dogs fucking?

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The Native Americans used to trust the white man,

now they have their reservations.

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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?

Every time they danced, they made it rain.

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What’s a kinky Native Americans favorite drink?

Tea pee

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The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans…

Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?

Every time they danced, they made it rain.

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What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn’t native?

An artificial swedener

Badum tss.

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Why do native Americans hate the snow?

…because it is white and settles all over their land.

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A Native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar.

The bartender walks over and says, “Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?”

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How can you tell if a Redditor isn’t a native English speaker?

They’ll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.

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How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker?

They’ll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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Good Native Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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I couldn’t get past first base with the native girl

she had her reservations

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My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist…

I guess I’m just going to have to make dew with Les.

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My Native American girlfriend was nervous the first time she invited me back to her place

She had her reservations

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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?

Every time they danced, they made it rain.

 

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What do you call an editor that sleeps with a native American?

Editor in chief.

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Did you hear what happened to the Native American who drank too much tea…?

They found him dead the next day in his tepee

 

Conclusion Of Native American Jokes

In conclusion, Native American jokes are pretty hilarious. If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that there’s a Native American joke out there that will make you laugh. So, go ahead and laugh it up!

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