100+ Preacher Jokes and Puns that will crack you up

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A good sense of humour is an important quality for a preacher to have. It allows them to connect with their congregation and add levity to serious situations. Preachers often use self-deprecating humour, making jokes about themselves or their profession. This type of humour can help break the ice with new people or ease tension in difficult situations.

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Preacher Jokes

What’s the difference between a preacher and pimples?

Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!

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I’m taking the Manic Street Preachers around rural England.

If they tolerate Diss, then the Chilterns will be next.


What do you call it when the preacher farts during his sermon?

A blast from the pastor


A Baptist preacher, a Catholic priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit takes a look around and says, “I’m beginning to think I’m a typo.”


Went to a Black Church to listen to gospel. The preacher came over and said “YOU WILL WALK TODAY!!”

I told him I wasn’t paralyzed, but he said it again with even more enthusiasm.

After the service I went to leave. My car was gone.


What does a preacher have in common with an HIV patient?

They spread positivity.


Preacher: how much the hospital gon’ charge to heal you?

**Me:** $1000

**Preacher:** I can heal you for about $250


What does it mean when a preacher looks at the clock?

Absolutely nothing.


My father-in-law is a retired preacher.

The put him out to pastor.


My father-in-law is a retired preacher.

The put him out to pastor.


Funny Preacher Jokes

What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?

Lettuce pray!


What do you call a 4 foot 1 preacher?

A MINIster


A preacher, an astronaut, and a cowboy walk into a bar

The bartender says What is this, a joke?


A woman married four times: to a tycoon, an actor, a preacher, and an undertaker.

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.


What do you call the daughter of a drug addicted preacher?


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What’s a preachers favorite sex position?



Why did the preacher get wet?

The church had a holy roof.


Our preacher is the most tolerant, forgiving person I know…

When I run into him at the liquor store, he pretends he doesn’t see me.


What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation

Can I get a hay men


A drunken preacher streaked into his own church on Sunday morning.

They chased him around a while, and eventually caught him by the organ.


Preacher Jokes Clean

Apparently I need to listen more in church.

Turns out the preacher wasn’t talking about Jim Beam when he asked if anyone had been drunk on the Holy Spirit.


A religious awakening

Is what happens when the preacher gets through preaching.


Why did the lady preacher keep making the men in her congregation angry?

…she ended all of her sermons with Ah-MEN!


Person a: so im a good lier what jobs should i choose a lawyer or a politician

Person b: you could also be a preacher


Joel Osteen may not be the best preacher…

but he is certainly not a false profit


What do you tell a preacher when they invite you over for spaghetti dinner?

“Pasta pasta, pasta.” 🙂


Preachers do more than…



An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar…

they all ask for your vote


Have you heard about that new movie, “The Homophobic Preacher”?

Hasn’t come out yet.


What did the triangle say to the preacher?

Forgive me father for I have sin().

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Conclusion Of Preacher Jokes

In conclusion, preacher jokes can be funny and entertaining. However, it is important to be respectful when telling them. Preacher jokes should not be offensive or make fun of someone’s religious beliefs.

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