Quesadilla Puns and jokes to crack you up

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Whether you’re looking for a cheesy pick-up line or just want to make your friends laugh, these quesadilla puns are sure to do the trick! Quesadillas are the perfect food for any occasion, and with these puns, they’re also the perfect way to add a little fun to your day.

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Quesadilla puns

What is the ideal workload for a Spanish-speaking lawyer?

At least a quesadilla.

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Quesadilla puns 1

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I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

Quesadilla puns 2

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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It’s a just-in-quesadilla.

Quesadilla puns 3

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I sat down to dinner and asked my son, “You got any dias?”

Confused, he replied “Dias? No…”. I said, “well I got a whole case-a-dia.” Actually got my wife to laugh a little.

Also, we weren’t having quesadillas.

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Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?

In Queso emergencies

Quesadilla puns 5

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My friend asked her dad if he could make her a quesadilla

He replied ” You’d look weird in a wrap”

Quesadilla puns 6

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“I’m going to have a quesadilla.”

“Really, a whole case of them?”

Quesadilla puns 7

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So I asked the guy making my quesadilla if he could put some extra steak on it for me..

He said he thought he could beef it up a little.

Quesadilla puns 8

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what do you call it when you order 3 quesadillas?

¡a tresadilla!

Quesadilla puns 9

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What’s a quesadilla’s favorite type of ice cream?

Mochis

Quesadilla puns 10

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A man tried to order a quesadilla.

The clerk asks him how many cases he needed.

Quesadilla puns 11

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Whenever I order quesadillas…

Me: “I’ll have the quesadillas please.”

Dad: “A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel.”

Quesadilla puns 12

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Honey, I’m bringing you a quesadilla…

No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.

Quesadilla puns 13

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My wife offered to make me a quesadilla for dinner

I told her no. Whatever dilla is, I don’t think I could eat a whole case.

Quesadilla puns 14

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I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food…

He told me it was a bad quesadilla.

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Quesadilla puns 15

 

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What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

Quesadilla puns 16

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What do you call a blind quesadilla?

I have no-eye-dilla.

Quesadilla puns 17

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How do quesadillas solve crimes?

They take them ques by ques

Quesadilla puns 18

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What do you call a bunch of Mexican terrorists?

Al quesadilla.

Quesadilla puns 19

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I like my quesadillas the way I like my puns.

Cheesy.

Quesadilla puns 20

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I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food…

He told me it was a bad quesadilla.

Quesadilla puns 21

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I just found out what the LGBTQ stands for

Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomato, Quesadilla

Quesadilla puns 22

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What do you call a quesadilla that gives you upset stomach?

A quesadiarrhea. (A case a diarrhea)

Quesadilla puns 23

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What do you call a quesadilla you eat in the morning

A buenosdilla

Quesadilla puns 24

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What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

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Conclusion of Quesadilla Puns

In conclusion, these quesadilla puns are the best way to get a laugh out of your friends and family. So go ahead and enjoy them!

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