Suicide Jokes and puns that will crack you up

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In a world full of tragedy, it can be difficult to find the humor in anything. However, people seem to flock to comedy in times of trouble. Jokes about suicide may seem insensitive, but for some people, they can be a way to deal with the pain.

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Suicide Jokes

Suicide Jokes are never funny.

I swear to god I’m gonna shoot myself if I see another one hit the front page.

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Friends and family: You need to stop making suicide jokes

Me: Don’t worry, I will soon.

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Them: “don’t you think you’ll feel embarrassed by all your suicide jokes when you get older

Me “when I what? ”

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Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they’re lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

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Suicide jokes don’t fly with most people

They hang

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I heard millenials like suicide jokes.

So I’ve been dying to make one.

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The problem with suicide jokes

Is they end abruptly

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I heard millenials like suicide jokes.

So I’ve been dying to make one.

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Friends and family: You need to stop making suicide jokes

Me: Don’t worry, I will soon.

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Why are suicide jokes so funny?

Because they blow your mind

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My mum : Stop making suicide jokes

Me: Don’t worry mum I’ll stop soon

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Funny Suicide Jokes

 

Mom: Stop making suicide jokes

Her son: Don’t worry I’ll stop soon

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Therapist, “Don’t you think you’ll feel embarrassed by all your suicide jokes when you get older?”

Me, “When I what?”

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Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they’re lazy, unfunny and useless

Just like me

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Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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where do suicide bombers go when they die?

everywhere!

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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what?

I failed

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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Someone asked me if I’ve ever tried to kill myself.

I responded, “Absolutely. A few times actually. I’m just not very good at it.”

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Suicide is illegal because it’s a crime to destroy government property.

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Dark Suicide jokes

I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who’s hanging around.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.

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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

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What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

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What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

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What’s the best way to cure the hiccups?

Suicide.

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What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

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What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

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Dark humour suicide jokes

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

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Are you suicide?

Cause I’m trynna commit to you

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What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing

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What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

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What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room?

A happy ending.

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What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None you are both dead on the inside.

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend?

Hang in there buddy

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What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper

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How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?

You Tell them its a leap of faith

 

Conclusion Of Suicide Jokes

In conclusion, suicide jokes are funny because they make light of a very serious topic. If you are thinking about suicide, please reach out to a friend or family member and get help. If you are joking about suicide, please don’t take it too far.

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