Toe jokes are always a popular topic among comedians. After all, everyone has toes and they’re usually pretty funny-looking. But why are toe jokes so popular?
Well, for one thing, they’re easy to make. Just about anything can be a toe joke, from the way they look to the way they smell. And because everyone has them, toe jokes are relatable. Everyone can laugh at a good toe joke, even if they don’t have the best sense of humor.
So next time you’re looking for a good laugh, try telling a few toe jokes. You might just be surprised at how funny they can be!
Toe jokes
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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What did one cell say to his sister cell who stubs his toe?
Hey, mitosis!
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Why did the man tip-toe in the medical closet?
He did not want to wake the sleeping pills.
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What does Will Smith call his toes?
They are my leg end.
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Why was the toe repeatedly ticking off the other toes?
Because it has the toe-rette’s syndrome!
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Why did God add the little toe onto our feet?
For the furniture.
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What did the man call the bee that had a toe?
Toby.
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How do feet store their memories in life?
They take a lot of pho-toes.
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Why did the toe stop driving the toe truck?
Because there was toe-rrential rain!
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Which toes make a great mouth freshener?
Men-toes.
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What is the kind of toe that is bad for someone’s health?
It is a toe-baco!
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For which food item is toe spice a perfect seasoning?
A toe-fu!
Camel Toe Jokes
What should one use to moisturize and define their toes?
They should use a toe-ner!
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What do you call a man with only one toe and one knee?
You can call him Tony.
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Why was the foot smiling?
Because it was toe happy to not smile.
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Why do you think cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lack toes.
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Why did the feet get a good workout at ballet class?
Because ballet keeps them on their toes.
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What is the foot’s favorite chocolate?
Toeblerone.
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What is a foot’s favorite vegetable?
Toma-toes.
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What is the best place for two feet to kiss during Christmas?
Under the mistle-toe.
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What did Harry say when he stubbed the toe while entering the principal’s chamber?
Dumb el door.
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Why was the song about toes so good?
Because it had a great toe-ne to it!
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What did you call a person who can draw the toes of different people with accuracy?
A toe-pographer!
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Why was the toe swollen and itchy?
Because it had a severe case of toe-nsilitis!
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Missing Toe Jokes
Whom did the man call instead of a doctor after hurting his feet while driving?
He called the toe truck.
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What is the boy called if he’s stung by a bee on his foot?
You call him Toby.
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How did the math teacher teach geometry with fractured hands?
She would just toe the line.
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What did the doctor call a prosthetic toe’s picture?
It’s a faux-toe.
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Why did the toe crack?
Because it was being toe-rtured!
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What did T-Rex say to the doctor when it hurt the toe?
I am dino sore.
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What does the doctor call to take care of a sore toe?
A toe truck.
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Why did half the world disappear when Thanos stubbed his foot?
Because he snapped.
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What did the cat do after hitting her foot?
Nothing, it me-owwwed.
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Why kind of food did the vegetarian chef eat with his feet?
He would eat with his toe whenever he got some great toe-fu.
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What is the name of the movie where all the toes are called back to the Toe Kingdom?
The movie is called Toe-tal Recall!
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What is toe with a minty flavor called?
A tic-tac-toe.
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What reason did the man give for leaving his son with broken toes?
“Son I am sorry, but I am lack toes intolerant”.
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How would a toe say goodbye to another?
Catch you toemorrow!
Broken Toe Jokes
What footwear do astronauts get home during Christmas?
Missile toe.
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What is the special food that the Italian man with the weird toes makes?
He makes amazing toe-rtellinis!
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What do you call a sandwich with toe jam on it?
It’s a toest.
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Why did the toe visit the doctor?
It wanted to heel.
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What is the name of the toe that has an ax with him?
You call him a toe-mahawk!
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What did the mathematician say when he dipped his foot in the pool?
“I SOHCAHTOEA”.
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Why are Mike Tyson’s tiger’s toenails fascinating?
Because they are in-growl-thing.
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What did the girl with no fingertips but just toe tips do?
She tip-toed everywhere.
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How does one get used to the idea of toe fungus?
You let it grow on you.
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What is a frog’s favorite kind of footwear?
The open toe-d sandals.
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What is the name of the book based on a place named after Jamaican toes?
It is called ‘The Count of Mon-Toe Cristo’!
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What do you do when the toe gets jammed?
Put it on toast and eat toe jam.
Funny Toe Jokes
Are you my pinky toe?
Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
*”Mitosis.”*
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I once amputated a man’s toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made from a breath mint.
I gave him a Tic Tac toe.
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What has five toes but isn’t your foot?
My foot.
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What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?
A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
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What is a foot fetishist’s favorite snack?
Free toes
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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
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What does the Neanderthal cat say when he stubs his toe?
Me. Ow!
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Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?
He gets no support from his Cavs
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What do you call a forum based around toe injuries?
A stubbreddit
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If a ring for a toe is a toe ring…
Then shouldn’t a ring for a finger be a *fingering*
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Can’t move your toe after a bad stub?
No problem, just call a toetruck.
Conclusion Of Toe Jokes
In conclusion, although toe jokes may not be the most popular type of joke, they can still be funny. If you’re looking for a laugh, why not try telling a toe joke the next time you’re with friends?
