Tranny Jokes and puns that will crack you up 😃

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A transgender person is someone whose gender identity does not match the sex they were assigned at birth. For many people, this can be a difficult and confusing experience. Unfortunately, there are also those who see transgender people as targets for jokes and ridicule. This is not only hurtful, but it can also be dangerous. Transgender people already face a high risk of violence and discrimination, and these jokes only make things worse.

These jokes are also hurtful because they perpetuate the idea that transgender people are not real. But they are real, and they deserve respect just like everyone else. If you know someone who is transgender, be sure to treat them with kindness and respect.

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Best Tranny Jokes 

Why are transvestites so fascinated by machinery?

Because they think men have invented a better way to get the milk out of cereal!

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Tranny Jokes 1


What’s the difference between a tranny and a Volkswagen?

You can park a Volkswagen!

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Why are all trannies so obsessed with their appearance?

Because they re not born women: they were born men!

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What s the difference between a dead chicken and a dead transvestite?

One is poultry in motion, the other is poultry in plastic.

Tranny Jokes 3


Why is it so hard for transvestites to lift weights?

They’re used to being on the receiving end!


What do you call a truck full of transvestites?

A load of LADIES!

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What do you call a transvestite on a waterbed?

A drowned rat!

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Why do transvestites make great parachutists?

Because if they miss the ground, they sashay away!

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What do you call a transvestite with a runny nose?

A bl*wj*b!

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How do you know when there’s an invisible tranny in your shower?

The soap won’t lather.

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What do you call a transvestite who s just been dumped?

Homeless!


Funny Tranny Jokes

Why do transvestites hang their underwear on the clothesline?

So their undies can feel the sun shine.

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Why do transvestites have to put a towel down on the toilet seat?

Because they don’t want to sit in sh*t.

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What do you call a tranny in a three-piece suit?

A defendant.

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What is the definition of insanity?

Using the same tranny joke over and over again.

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What’s the difference between a transvestite and your job?

Your job still sucks after six months.

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What do you call a transvestite with an attitude?

A b*tch!

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How many transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they can t get that high!

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What do you call a tranny in a wheelchair?

Rollie Pollie!

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What’s the difference between a tranny and a catfish?

One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.

Tranny Jokes 12


Did you hear about the alcoholic transvestite?

He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.

Tranny Jokes 13


My wife accused me of being a Transvestite. So I packed up all her sh*t and left.

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Comedian Tranny Jokes

I recently saw a transvestite in a mini skirt in public and thought to myself…

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that shows a lot of balls!

that shows a lot of balls!


Just finished a great book about a transvestite who has a speech impediment.

The title is “Man or Myth.”

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“Daddy what is a transvestite?”

“Ask Mommy, he knows.”


What do call an obese transvestite?

A trans fat

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What do you call a good French transvestite homosexual?

Les Bien


What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.


What do you call a transvestite monk?

Friar Tucked


What do you call an Italian transvestite?

A grease trap.

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What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

Male fraud.


Offensive Tranny Jokes

what did the tranny say after the botched operation?

Aww nuts.


Daddy! What is a tranny?

Ask your mother. He knows.

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Why can’t Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?

Because they have tranny problems too


Why wasn’t Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter?

It wasn’t her fault. Her tranny slipped.

Tranny Jokes 20


How do you blow a tranny?

Depends on your definition of a tranny

Tranny Jokes 21


After years of denial and fear, the teenage car part finally told his parents ” Mom…Dad….”

I`m a tranny


How is driving a Ford truck similar to visiting Thailand?

Either way, you’re likely to blow a tranny

Tranny Jokes 22


How do you kill a tranny?

Don’t shift.

Tranny Jokes 23


My momma told me Caitlin Jenner drives a Dodge

I guess that’s why she’s having all those tranny problems.

Tranny Jokes 24


Check you gender fluid often

Otherwise you could blow a tranny.

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Conclusion Of Tranny Jokes

In conclusion, funny tranny jokes can be found all over the internet. They are a great way to make people laugh and enjoy themselves. If you are looking for a good laugh, then be sure to check out some of these jokes. Just be sure to laugh with, not at, the transgender community.

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