47 ‘Twin Jokes’ for perfect comedy duo

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We all know twins are special. They have a special bond that nobody else can understand. They finish each other’s sentences and they know what the other is thinking. But did you know that they also have a special sense of humor? That’s right, twin jokes are a thing and they are hilarious. If you’re lucky enough to have a twin, or know somebody who does, then you know what we’re talking about. If not, then you’re in for a treat. To make it even better, we’ve compiled the best twin jokes for you to enjoy. These are sure to get a laugh out of anybody who enjoys a good joke. So let’s get started!

 

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Twin Jokes

 

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Q: What did the girl twin get for Christmas?

A: A new diary. Twin Jokes

Twin Jokes 1

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Q: Why do twins like to work in pairs?

A: It’s easier to blame each other.

Twin Jokes 2

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Q: Why are twins like peanuts?

A: They’re both nuts.

Twin Jokes 3

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Q: What do you call a pair of twins in matching outfits?

A: Counterfeit.

Twin Jokes 4

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Q: What do you call twins who are always together?

A: Siamese.

Twin Jokes 5

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Q: What do you call a person whose twin just died?

A: A widow.

Twin Jokes 6

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Q: Why are twins like bananas?

A: They both hang from trees.

Twin Jokes 7

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Q: What is the difference between an orange and a pair of twins?

A: I don’t know, but it’s probably not a good idea to squeeze the oranges.

Twin Jokes 8

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Q: What is the similarity between twins and bowling balls?

A: You can only roll one at a time.

Twin Jokes 9

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Q: What do you call a pair of twins who finish each other’s sentences?

A: An interpreter.

Twin Jokes 10

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Q: Why did the boy fear that he might be two-timing his girlfriend when they were dating?

A: He was afraid she might find out he was a twin.

Twin Jokes 11

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Q: What is the definition of a double date?

A: When each member of the couple brings along a twin.

Twin Jokes 12

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Q: Why was the girl distressed to learn that her boyfriend was a twin?

A: She had wanted him all to herself.

Twin Jokes 13

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Funny Twin Jokes

 

Q: What is the difference between a twin and a loner?

A: One is a pair, the other’s none.

Twin Jokes 14

 

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Q: What do you call a twin who can’t find his brother?

A: A loner.

Twin Jokes 15

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a pair of twins?

A: Big trouble!

Twin Jokes 16

 

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Q: What’s the difference between a twin and a bowling ball?

A: You can only fit one twin in your mouth at a time.

Twin Jokes 17

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Q: What do you get if you cross a twins with an onion?

A: Crying in the kitchen.

Twin Jokes 18

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pair of twins with a single egg?

A: An omelette or, if one of the twins is bad tempered, an omellette.

Twin Jokes 19

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Q: Why don’t twins have belly-buttons?

A: They don’t have navels.

Twin Jokes 20

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Q: What is the difference between a twin and a semi?

A: Semi’s have their trunks cut off.

Twin Jokes 21

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Q: Why do twins have to be in the same grade?

A: Because they are identical and you can’t tell which one is older.

Twin Jokes 22

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Q: What is the difference between a twin and a semi-truck?

A: A semi-truck won’t follow you to school.

Twin Jokes 23

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Q: What are the best things about having a twin?

A: You always have a friend to play with, and someone else to blame for breaking something.

Twin Jokes 24

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Q: What do you call identical twins who get separated at birth?

A: I’d give this one an “A” for thinking outside of the box.

Twin Jokes 25

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Q: How do you tell the difference between identical twins?

A: One of them is not as stupid as the other one.

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Q: What is the definition of a tough twin?

A: One who’s lived in New York.

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Twin jokes for kids 

Q: What do you get when you cross a twin with an elephant?

A: An animal that doesn’t forget.

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Q: What is the difference between identical twins and two-year-olds?

A: Identical twins don’t wake up as tired as two-year-olds.

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Q: Why did the boy have trouble getting to sleep?

A: He was trying to figure out which side of his face to put the tooth under.

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Q: What is the difference between a twin and a two-year-old?

A: About 30 minutes!

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Q: Why did God create twins?

A: Because single children just aren’t as much fun.

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Q: How can you tell if your twins are identical?

A: When they fight, the whole house shakes.

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Q: What’s the difference between an identical twin and a Siamese twin?

A: One is still attached to the mother!

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Q: How can you tell if your twins are identical?

A: When they fight, the whole house shakes.

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Q: What’s the difference between an identical twin and a Siamese twin?

A: One is still attached to the mother!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a twin with a gorilla?

A: I don’t know, but it’s always quiet around here

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Q: How can you tell if your twins are identical?

A: When they fight, the whole house shakes.

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Dirty Twin Jokes

Q: What do you call two people who are identical?

A: Identical twins.

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Q: What do you call two people who are not identical?

A: Non-identical twins.

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Q: What’s the difference between a mother and a lawyer?

A: Lawyers don’t let you do what you want.

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Q: If you have identical twins, an only child, and one normal sibling, what are you?

A: Very Confused.

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Q: What do you call a twin going through menopause?

A: A whiner.

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Q: Did you hear about the two gay twins?

A: They were inseparable.

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Q: Did you hear about the two black twins?

A: They were inseparable.

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Q: What is the difference between a baby and a pair of twins?

A: The baby only cries when it’s wet.

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Q: What is the difference between a baby and a pair of twins?

A: One is crying in the kitchen, the other one is crying in the bedroom.

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Q: Why are twins like onions?

A: The more you cry, the more they stink.

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Q: How do you make a twin laugh on Monday morning?

A: Tell her a joke on Friday night.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Q: What’s the best way to tell twins apart?

A: Look for the one that’s not bleeding.

 

Conclusion of twin jokes

In conclusion, twin jokes are a great way to make people laugh. They are also a great way to bond with other twins. If you are looking for a way to make your twin laugh, try telling them a twin joke.

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