Waffle Jokes and puns that will crack you up

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This article is about waffle jokes. Jokes about waffles are usually made by people who are hungry. They are usually made when someone is eating a waffle. The jokes are usually about how good the waffles taste.

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Waffle Jokes

Did you hear about the angry waffle iron?

He just flipped.

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Waffle Jokes 1

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What did the waffle say to the waffle iron?

Catch you on the flip side.

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How do you make a waffle smile?

Butter him up.

Waffle Jokes 3

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What did Aunt Jemima say to Hungry Jack?

I love you a waffle lot.

Waffle Jokes 4

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What’s the best waffle topping?

More waffles.

Waffle Jokes 5

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Where do waffles go on vacation?

Sandy Eggo.

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How did the blind woman burn her hands?

She was trying to read a waffle iron.

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When the little boy was making waffles why did the batter run away?

Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!

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What did the Pope like on his waffles?

Papal syrup.

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 What did the waffle say to waffle iron?

See you on the flip side.

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What do the police like with their waffles when they are sick?

A cop syrup.

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Waffle Jokes For Kids 

 What do you call a waffle with a building block?

A leggo.

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What do you get when you trip to the beach and drop your waffle?

A sandy eggo.

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What would you call a waffle that gives you gas?

A belchin’ waffle.

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Where do waffles go for a vacation?

San-dy-eggo.

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Why did the police arrest pancake but not the waffle?

Because he was acting un-waffle-ly.

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Why did waffle deny pancake party invites?

He was a square.

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What did mother say when she ran out of pancakes?

Oh how waffle!

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What did Sigmund Freud say to his patient when they didn’t leave his waffle?

Leggo my Eggo.

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What did the crepe kid say to a waffle kid?

Your father has got abs as he sweats butter and maple syrup.

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Dirty Waffle Jokes

My friend from Paris wasn’t allowed to give a reception speech at the waffle and pancake’s royal wedding.

They knew he’d give a French toast.

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My friend left at 3 pm from my Galentine’s breakfast party.

“Thanks a brunch for the waffles”, she said.

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My grandmother was trying to read the waffle iron and burnt her hand.

She’s blind.

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My son made waffles for breakfast today.

They weren’t that w-awful.

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When Captain America was told that all superheroes love waffles,

he  replied, “Not all superheroes, where is crepes?”

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My son said he’d make breakfast.

Then he said he wouldn’t and then said he would. I know he’s just waffling around.

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My son who loves waffles said, “You look waffly-cute” when I got him his favorite waffle ice cream.

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When my father ate 20 pancakes for breakfast I couldn’t stop saying “You really ate a waffle lot!”

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When my mother makes the waffles, the batter tries to run away.

I think it is because she cracks the eggs and beats them.

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When the waiter asked if I’d like syrup or cream on my waffle, I exclaimed “They’re butter together!”

 

Blue Waffle Jokes 

For people who say waffles are just pancakes I say, “There is a starch difference between them”.

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I asked my father why we apply butter while making waffles. He said, “It cooks butter”.

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I had to write a short essay on why I like waffles but I couldn’t. I was waffling too much.

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I know my mother is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter.

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I love covering my waffles with maple syrup. My father once saw me pour it and said, “Easy girl, that thing doesn’t grow in maple-ace”.

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I suggested this place around the corner for breakfast and said, “Nothing can top their waffles!” and my father replied, “Except chocolate, cream, syrup, right?”

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It is so simple to make a waffle smile. You just butter him up!

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I wanted to have a Waffle House, my father took out the eggos and said “Okay, I’ll have the waffle apartment”.

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I wanted to make waffles today but I messed up the batter. They turned out quite a crepe.

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My daughter made waffles today and she forgot to put W in it. So they turned out just awful.

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My father bought a waffle iron, he gets really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.

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My father poured maple syrup on my essay. He said it was 100% waffle.

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 My friend doesn’t let us have anything else but waffles. He is quite eggo-istical like that.

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The round waffle said to the burnt square waffle, “Don’t be such a square!”

 

Funny Waffle Jokes

A pancake and a waffle walk into a diner. The pancake starts robbing the waiter while the waffle watches outside. As waffle sees the cops a block away he turns to the pancake and says “Get the money quick! We gotta break-fast!”

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A pancake who did 1000 sit-ups a day suddenly got abs. He is now roaming around with waffles in the gym.

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Baseball and waffles are so alike. They both need a good batter.

Conclusion Of Waffle Jokes

In conclusion, waffle jokes are a great way to bring a smile to your face. They are easy to remember and share with others. So the next time you are feeling down, be sure to ask for a waffle joke.

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