57 Wheelchair Jokes and puns that will crack you up 😃

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Humor is often used as a way to make light of difficult situations. For people who rely on wheelchairs for mobility, this can be especially true. Jokes about wheelchairs are not only a way to diffuse awkwardness or defuse tension, but they can also be empowering. They can help wheelchair users reclaim some control over how they are perceived and break down barriers between themselves and others.

You will find more funny wheelchair jokes on this page. I hope you like them and share with your friends.

 

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1 Best Wheelchair Jokes

Best Wheelchair Jokes

Many people in wheelchairs have a great sense of humor and enjoy wheelchair jokes. Here are some of the best wheelchair jokes:

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegtable?

The wheelchair.

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What’s the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy…

I don’t care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!

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I don’t like the song Stairway To Heaven

because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

It’s ok though, she always comes crawling back.

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I saw a guy in a wheelchair being made fun of

I told him to stand up for himself.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can’t stand being in this

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Funny Wheelchair Jokes 

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then check out these funny wheelchair jokes.

What’s the worst pick up line to use on someone in a wheelchair?

did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

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There’s a new wheelchair party forming

But it doesn’t really stand for anything. (At least it’ll always have a spokes person)

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I knew you’d come crawling back

the minute I stole your wheelchair.

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I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go

Now hes going downhill fast

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?

Putting them back in the wheelchair when you’re done.

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What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?

The wheelchair…

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I was dating this girl in a wheelchair….

I tried so hard not to let her walk out of my life.

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Wheelchair Jokes Dark Humor

So why do some people see wheelchair jokes as dark humor? It really depends on the person.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?

A handicapacitor.

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What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?

Walking.

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Why are people in wheelchairs not funny?

Because they can’t stand up.

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Why are people in wheelchairs always being taken advantage of?

Because they’re easy to push around and never stand up for themselves.

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What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair?

I’m inclined to help you get to where you need to go.

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What do you call a little person in a wheelchair?

A midget spinner.

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio.

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I got ran over by someone in a wheelchair

It was a hit and can’t run.

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Messed Up Wheelchair Jokes

Here are some of the most messed up wheelchair jokes we’ve heard:

To the guy in the wheelchair that stole my camo suit.

You can hide but you cant run.


To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket

You can hide but you can’t run.


To the man in the camo jacket who stole my wheelchair,

You can hide and I cannot run.


I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit

I thought, man you can hide but you can’t run.


I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday.

That ungrateful shit just sat in his wheelchair and cried the whole time.


What do you call a poop in a wheelchair?

A handicrap.


what do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

virgin mobile.


You know what they say about about wheelchairs

People can’t stand being in them


What’s a similarity between a guy in a wheelchair and a bad comedian?

They can’t do standup


Hey baby did you fall from heaven?

Or is that just how your parents explain the wheelchair?

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Wheelchair Jokes One Liner

Whether you’re the one in the chair or you know someone who is, these wheelchair jokes one liners will have you rolling with laughter. 

What did the guy do after he ate the vegetable?

He sold the wheelchair

Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied?

He was easy to push around

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is?

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair?

I’m inclined to help you get to where you need to go

Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?

because sharks don’t eat vegetables

You know what the teenager said to the man in the wheelchair?

“uh, lame.”

Conclusion Of Wheelchair Jokes

In conclusion, it is clear that wheelchair jokes are not only funny, but they can also be used to help people cope with difficult situations. While some people may find them offensive, it is important to remember that humor is often used to help people deal with difficult situations. If you know someone who is in a wheelchair, don’t be afraid to make a joke about it. It might just make their day a little brighter.

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