Humour is a very important part of our lives. It can make us laugh when we are feeling down, and it can help us to bond with other people. There are all kinds of jokes, from clean jokes to dirty jokes, and from joke books to stand-up comedy. All of us have a sense of humour. We do not always like all kinds of humour, but we all enjoy some kind of joke or funny story. In jokes and stories, we can learn about other people’s cultures and customs.
You know what they say jokes
Well…you know what they say…What happen’s in China stays…
with the Chinese government
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You know what they say, you’re not crazy you can talk to yourself you’re just crazy if you respond
You’re not wrong about this one
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You know what they say about using networking cables for bondage.
It gets pretty kinky.
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You know what they say about eating a clock
It’s very time consuming
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You know what they say about mathematics and religion..
Sin-ning can cos(t)
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You know what they say about Pi Day…
It really is an irrational holiday.
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You know what they say;
Your body is a temple, make sure you charge people for entrance.
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You know what they say…
The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery
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You know what they say about chatty women?
Nothing because they don’t let us talk.
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My girlfriend left me because of my premature e**culation problem. Well, you know what they say…
Easy come, easy go
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You know what they say about re-marrying
It’s a wife changing experience
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You know what they say in Seattle, if you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes…
then shoot yourself in the face.
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain
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You know what they say about guys with fat fingers?
Mroe tpyos.
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You know what they say about herbal medicine…
Thyme heals all wounds.
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You know what they say
If the water slide is broken, the log ride’s still open!
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You know what they say about vasectomies…
There’s a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.
Thought of this yesterday, probably done before but whatever
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You know what they say about going to a funeral
If you’re dyslexic it’s real fun.
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You know what they say about big chins?
Wow thats a bIg chin.
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You know what they say about net neutrality…
I don’t know. The webpage hasn’t loaded for me either.
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You know what they say…
A repost a day keeps the new content away
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You know what they say about people with big feet…
You could easily get a part-time job as a clown
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You know what they say about fighting testicular cancer…
It sure takes balls.
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You know what they say about incest…
It doesn’t count if they yell “No Chromo”
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My breaker box wasn’t functioning properly so I called 6 of my German friends over to see if they could fix it and they did! You know what they say…
Many Hans make light work.
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100 men go in and 50 couples come out.
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You know what they say about the blind prostitute….
She’ll never see you coming
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You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle…
They moo in mysterious waves
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You know what they say about fast types?
They can make a girl qwert
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You know what they say: if it ain’t broke
Cheap people don’t recommend it.
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All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes.
Bad punch lines.
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You know what they say about prison…
You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver
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You know what they say about non sequiturs…
I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
(I just made this up today, and I’m so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
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It’s not hard et al.
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You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes…
They have no soles.
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You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as
hmm…
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You know what they say about circumcision…
It’s a dick move
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You know what they say when you have a proctologist for a friend…
With a friend like that, you don’t need an enema.
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You know what they say about women and politics?
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
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Never date a left-handed woman. You know what they say…
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey
Conclusion Of You Know What They Say Jokes
In conclusion, I would like to say that jokes are very important in our lives. They make us laugh and help us forget our problems for a while. So, next time you are feeling down, remember to joke around and have fun!
